Ashley Mr. Wrong Mr. Right song lyrics

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere

Let me lay my sorry trip on you

Won't you meet me by the river, little darling?

I might just let you see my bad tattoo

Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't

It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke

But there's some change in my ashtray

Maybe just enough to pay

For a half pint of somethin' probably make us choke

Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right

'Cause he's out of town tonight

Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler

And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough

Baby if you'd like to read, I got some great pornography

And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk

Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right

'Cause he's out of town tonight

Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you?

Hey, would she like to meet my brother?

He'll be out of jail in a month or two

Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right

'Cause he's out of town tonight

Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong