Beans On Toast Beer & a Burger song lyrics

There's a big group of lads at the bar

They've got Ralph Lauren shirts on and gel in their hair

The fruit machine's rigged so it never gives out

A pint of John Smith's is less than a pound

And it's beer and a burger for dinner again

With all of the pubs on the high street the same

With laminated menus

And terrible music

Really bright lights and some puke in the toilets

Another nameless, faceless town

Another Friday night

Let's hope some of these lads get laid

Before they start getting into fights

It's all good though

It's all gravy

This is middle England Baby

And the roundabouts circle the towns

The carpet got swept and the factory closed down

No-one remembers the town they once knew

And all arrows point to the next Wetherspoons

Where we drink away our sorrows with smiles on our faces

I know this

'Cause I've been there

I'm a fan of getting wasted

Makes me feel good

Drives me crazy

This is Middle England baby