Beth Crowley Netflix song lyrics

had some free time in my day

turned on my computer display

figured i'd sit down and watch some tv on my netflix

i heard orange is the new black

was like small-screen drama-filled crack

i put on the pilot and was irreversibly transfixed

netflix, you beautiful time suck

sat down for a minute, now i'm stuck

i thought i would casually try a new show

but there is no watching just one episode

so i kicked my feet up and relax

because once you get started there's simply no going back

was thinking a movie would do

looked at my gigantic queue

the choices were endless, oh what a colossal collection

a comedy could hit the spot

or one with an intricate plot

five hours later i still haven't made a selection

netflix you beautiful time suck

sat down for a minute, now i'm stuck

wanted a film but i just can't decide

something I've seen or one I've never tried

so i kicked my feet up and relax

because once you get started there's just simply no going back