BZN What a Funny Christmas song lyrics

Fortune favours fools, yes this really beats the band

"Santa Claus" who crossed streets upon his hands

In the guise of reindeer there's a lady on his side

And she flies with wings a quiver through the night

Set the whole place in stir with commotion

Madness gets hold on the scene

The policemen and the army

Lost control about the laws

All because of father Christmas "Santa Claus"

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Oh oh what a funny Christmas

Oh oh what a funny day

The clue to the riddle isn't there

Is he really "Father Christmas"

Or a crazy millionaire

Oh oh oh all the children stop and stare

Pandemonium reigned, people trampled under feet

"Mrs. Reindeer" upside down above the street

She came on blindfold but the slack-rope didn't hold

Now she dangles underneath a Christmas-tree

Set the whole place in stir and commotion

Madness gets hold on the scene

The policemen and the army

Lost control about the laws

All because of father Christmas "Santa Claus"

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