Frank Zappa The Village Inn song lyrics

Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, do you like the band?

Audience: Oh . . . no! Yeah!

Emcee: Uh? I wanna hear more than that! Do you like the band?

Audience: Yeah! . . . We don't dig it no more. They don't play there no more. We love it . . . Yeah!

Little Mary: Hey, we like the band, cat, but we don't like you. Now, get off!

Emcee: Well, Little Mary, we like you!

Audience: Yay!

Band Member: Hey, John, you know what key I've been doing that song in?

Emcee: Well, ladies and gentlemen, will you start slowly tonight [...] because we only have 'bout twenty minutes . . .

Band Member: That song you was singin' before.

Emcee: Twenty minutes before closing time.

Band Member: It was in G, wasn't it?

Emcee: And we appreciate your patronage and we hope you hurry back, because each and every weekend after the [...] is over, we are going to have many attractions coming into the Village Inn! So we would like each and every one's cooperation, and have a good time and enjoy yourselves. Let's give the band another hand! Toby on drums, Frankie Zappo on guitar, and our own Johnny Franklin on bass!