Gustav Total Quality Woman song lyrics

See this Total Quality Woman.

She's the culturally engineered,

Downsized, outsourced, teleworked,

Just-in-time, take-out, just-in-time down-right tired ...

See this Total Quality Woman.

She's the culturally engineered,

Downsexed, pent up, canopied,

Just-in-time, take-out, just-in-time down-right tired ... now

Search the item description for

Tedious, repetitive & straining,

Manual labor - harnessed to the speed of electronic machines.

Proper service proper style

Cap in hand with a smile

Push her womp and she will hum

"How kind of you to let me come"

She is flexible & caring

Sympathetic & observing

Add an intercessory device

For a rockbottom price

She is shaped, spick and span

A lot more handy than a man

Let her crash break and burn

She is oh so keen to learn

We recommend the QW-PRO

Now with touch sensitive control

Surface modified

PC - supplied

Enter "Maid off all work" plus "Lady of pleasure"

What a supercalifragilisticeconomic treasure

See this Total Quality Woman?

She's the culturally engineered,

Downsexed, pent up, canopied,

Just-in-time, take-out, just-in-time down-right tired ... NOW

Search the item description for

Tedious, repetitive & straining,

Manual labor - harnessed to the speed of electronic machines.