Joe Weller The Tank: Romelu Lukaku song lyrics

Yo, wassup? It's MC pound your bitch

I can perfom anywhere but stick to a football pitch

Built like a wrecking ball but clear of Miley Cyrus

I made STD's now slut is a virus

My name is Romelu but you can call me tank

I'm the number one beast all the rest are wank

With my bills and bitches I'm the pimp of the bank

If ya mess with me ya become lamb shank

Girrafes were made when I punched a horse

And I played the iceberg in Titanic of course

I gave birth to Undertaker

He was born with tattoes

I was stopped by police this morning

It's okay though

I let them off with a warning

99 strength? I've got 1000

And I score goals

By the thousand

My name is Romelu but you can call me tank

I'm the number one beast all the rest are wank

With my bills and bitches I'm the pimp of the bank

If ya mess with me ya become lamb shank

I invented steroids

To make some competition

Suarez, Giroud they just keep on wishing

I got bars for days and no I'm not talkin' Snickers

I make great bolognese to get in your mums knickers

I'm so BLACK, that my shadow is white

My favourite type of sweet is Turkish Delite

There you have it

About the tank you now know

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