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Kevin Bloody Wilson The Cougar Song song lyrics


Kevin Bloody Wilson The Cougar Song song lyrics
How lucky can a young bloke get?
At least that's what I thought at the time,
I'd only just turned eighteen,
she was thirty-nine,
But if that's the stuff that dreams are made of,
be careful what you wish for son,
What seems like a dream's a fuckin' nightmare now
should'a never fucked me girlfriend's mom,
I called around to the house
but me girlfriend was out when her
yummy mommy answered the door,
She was on me like a cigar
rippin' me gear off
we were fuckin' before we hit the floor,
She was clawin' and bitin' was it fuckin' or fightin'?
But the more I fought the hotter she got,
And the tricks that she taught this kid about rootin'
and the tricks that she taught to me cock.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock
screamin' "Fuck me harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

She was lickin' my dick like it was gonna cum money
she was kinky depraved and then son,
And as I approached the vinegar stroke
I felt her fingernail circlin' me bum,
At first I just froze and me fuckin' eyes bulged
and me freckle blurted "What's goin' on?"
And I knew for that moment life'd never be normal 'cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock
screamin' "Fuck me harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

She showed me whips and chains and ropes
and restraints she give me golden showers as well,
Oral and anal you fuckin' name it,
she was lonely I could just tell,
She taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover,
and the things that she done with her tongue,
She taught me shit I didn't really wanna know,
'cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin'
"Fuck me harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aww she was goin' off like a frog in a sock
screamin' "Fuck me harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.