Los Capitanes Feelin Seedy song lyrics

I'm feelin' seedy today

So please be gentle with me

My head feels like it's getting punched

By a million punching head punch guys

You can't even rhyme today

I woke up at the crack of noon

Promised myself that I won't drink again real soon

I got so goddamn drunk last night

That I passed out on the floor

Then I woke up in the cupboard

With a girl I've never seen before, she said

"Hey, what's the go?"

"Well what's your name?"

"Where are you from?"

Then I said, "Why in good green Gumby's name

Have you got my pants on, inside out,

Back to front and on your head?"

Urgh, feelin' real sick

I'm wearing lipstick

How come I did not stay home in bed?

I chose absinth instead (That'd do it)

Now I'm stuck inside a cupboard

With a guy who's either passed or dead (Get away from me)

I'm feelin' seedy today so please just

Give me a break, stop asking me these questions

And put on your underwear for goodness sake (Sorry)

I'm just as scared as you, well I'd give you back

Your pants but you see, mine are missing too

Make my way into the bathroom

Know that I am gonna spew soon

Mascara looks a lot like a panda

Drink some coffee, stand on the veranda

Close my eyes as the sun warms up my face

I take a look at this place, so unfamiliar

Your dad'll kill ya

I lost all my cash and wound up with a...

A rash? decision. Uh, head? collision

Late night Rage on television

Find it tough to get a distinction

Between fable, fact or fiction

Need to pee, most definitely but the bathroom stinks

Oi, you can't blame me (Urgh)