Random Encounters My Date with Captain Falcon song lyrics

Time for your Falcon Date

Falcon is never late

Dinner and roses await

By the way, you're going Dutch

Reservations for two

"Falc!" is the name he used

"May I bring drinks?"

He'll do, one "FALCON PUNCH!"

Cause Captain Falcon's here

To whisper in your ear (Falc!)

Sweet nothing that appear to be the only things he says

(Yes!)

And if you start to choke

He'll do the heimlich till your back is broke (Come on!)

And you may feel as though he caused a stroke

But Captain Falcon saved your life

(Show me your moves!)

So far as dating goes

This has been awful! (Yo!)

"Please pay your check, sir." "No!"

Then they threw us out

Falcon then hatched a plan

To see the ice cream man

When it slipped from his hand

(RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!)

Then he gave a Falcon Shout

Then we walked to my door

Well, we ran, really

I gave him a hug, though

He got a bit feely

Then, as the music soared

He went for a kiss at my door

Then he shouted "Falcon Call Me!"

A request that I ignored

He's Captain Falcon and

We are his private mariachi band