Random Encounters One Winged Office: A Sephiroth Song song lyrics
Random Encounters One Winged Office: A Sephiroth Song song lyrics
Monday, 6 A.M.
Running late for work again
Be there 7: 10
Down a mocha latte blend
TRAFFIC JAM
RED LIGHT CAM
Spreadsheets, use Excel
They won't open,
they're from hell
Mouse won't work as well
Clearly this was made by Dell
Out of Ink!
Papers Pink!
(Vocal Sounds)
(Background - "Lunch Break" repeated)
Try to eat bologna sandwich
Get a text on phone
Boss won't leave you alone
Standing in your bosses office
His ideas all stink
Wants to know what you think
Tell. Him. How. You. Feel.
Don't. Try. This. For. Real.
Your meeting went well,
Now get out of his office
He'll consider your pay raise
Make a beeline for the door
It is only 3: 04
Someone's calling, it's for you
Take a message, going poo
Someone's paging, beepers on
"Leave me be, I'm on the john"
Banging on adjacent stall
Make escape run down the hall
"Are you finished?"
"I don't know!"
Elevator goes to slow
30 emails
Cover blown
Putting phone in airplane mode
Fire exit, take the stairs
Trip alarm but you don't care
Sirens sounding, almost there
Five more steps until fresh air
Tires gone!
End of Song!