Random Encounters The Vaults of Fallout song lyrics

Welcome to Vault Sixty-Eight,

a place that could use a woman's touch.

One lady plus a thousand men to play with,

but it seems I may have played with them too much...

Please save me from Vault Forty-Three!

A panther's been put here by mistake!

It's wild and it's vicious, and thinks I smell delicious!

Good thing Vault tech's unlikely to break-

So seal the door

and stay inside

'Til hope's no more

and all your dreams have died!

Yes, life in vaults

is quite a curse,

but Vault-Tec tells us all

the fallout's surely worse!

Greetings, my Vault Dweller friends!

I'm king and commander of this vault!

You may say I'm just a lonely psycho,

but if I kill you, it's all the puppet's fault...

I'm Gary from Vault One-Oh-Eight.

That's Gary, also Gary. They're my clones.

There used to be non-Garies, but things got a little hairy...

Now I'm stuck here with these Garies all alone!

So seal the door

and lock it tight!

There's Ghouls galore

and ghastly things that bite!

We're safe from all

nuclear assault!

So just surrender all your aspirations,

and embrace exasperation

with your newfound life inside a vault!

And the Fallout's surely wosrt!