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Rhett and Link feat. Steve Kardynal The Flightless Bird Song song lyrics


Rhett and Link feat. Steve Kardynal The Flightless Bird Song song lyrics
Here we see the Bearded Cardinal in his native habitat
"Welcome to the Walmart parking lot!"
Coolin' off, beneath the shade of a '92 Cadillac
"Could life get any better?"
But there's a sad truth like a flower that won't blossom
He'll never do the one thing that makes being a bird awesome...
Unlike his bird brethren traversing the sky
The Bearded Cardinal will never fly...
"Excuse me, I'm sorry, I couldn't help but overhear—did you say I can't fly?"
"Yeah. You're the Bearded Cardinal, a flightless bird."
"You know what? I'm cool with that. In fact, I see it as a positive! I want to sing about it..."
I got a big beak
Feathers on fleek
I keep cool in the heat by flapping my vestegial wings
I'm down to Earth
In fact I hate heights
Who needs working wings when you're this fly?
I regurgitate meals into my kids' mouths
I never get sucked into a jet or hit the side of a house
Here comes a shopping cart at a pretty high speed
If I was a bettin' bird I'd bet the cart's about to hit me
Ohhhhhh
It did
Ohhhhhh
It hurts
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
ohhh
ohh
I'm dead
Oh man, I think he is dead
He couldn't fly but he's a pretty good lip syncer