Rhett and Link Get off the Phone song lyrics

Here we have a man who's chosen to Instagram

His apple pie, a la mode

While he fumbles through the filters

His ice cream has gotten a la hot and the pie a la cold

As you can see, this street performer's drawn a crowd

To watch him do his thing

But instead of just enjoying the show

It seems everyone's decided to make a documentary

Notice this unreasonably attractive couple enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner

together

Social networking instead of working on getting to know each other better

How does that filter texture taste

Since your dessert has gone to waste?

When do you think you ever will

Want to watch this portrait juggling film?

You know you want to touch each other

Doesn't that feel good? (He's my brother)

(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay

There's no need to be afraid

It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day

The government is probably spying on you with it anyway

Here we have a stereotypical teen

Forced to endure family game night

He's stereotypically texting and missing his mom

Demonstrate a carousel ride

Little Ethan here is celebrating being the center of the universe

For one year

Than actually being here

Let's listen in and see if we can get some context

"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."

He has the nerve to make a phone call

At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life

How could you be so disengaged

While precious memories are being made?

Do you really think your friends need

Another baby picture in their feed?

Don't be such a self-centered guy

Now isn't that better? (I think he just died)

(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay

There's no need to be afraid

It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day

It's crawling with e. coli bacteria anyway

(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay