Rhett and Link My Hair Goes... song lyrics

My hair goes up, my hair goes down

My hair goes up, my hair goes down

My hair goes up, my hair goes down

(Down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up)

My hair flows like a waterfall, over a cliff that is my face

My hair goes heavenbound, dirty blonde rockets into space

Hmm, my hair conceals my elf ears

They are a little bit embarrassing

Well, with hair this high, I'm 6"9

Making me a giant, technically speaking

Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze

To locomote a toy sailboat

I would need no broom, to sweep this room

If someone spilled honey bunches of oats

'Coz my hair goes up, my hair goes down

My hair goes up, my hair goes down

My hair goes up, my hair goes down

(Down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up)

My hair pwns gravity, it makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself

My hair looks rustic, like I've draped my head with a beaver pelt

Hmm, a momma bird laid some eggs up there

I didn't mind that much

She raised in my quaff 'til them birdies flew off

And we still keep in touch

I bet you didn't see my switchblade, or my iPad or my chia tea

And with a little mor growth, you won't even know

I got a full-sized baby

A full-sized baby?

Yeah, I'm gonna name him Ricky

After your dad

Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky

I would call him Richard but I'm probably being picky

And why, are you hiding a kid anyway?

Well, it's actually justa robotic baby

What are we talking about?

Your hair goes up, your hair goes down

Your hair goes up, your hair goes-

We interrupt the of this song to bring you an important message:

There are many weighty decisions you must make in life

Like, who are you gonna marry?

Whatcha gonna do for a living?

Boxes or briefs? Or commando

And listen, you're gonna make mistakes

You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water

You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can't do it

You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she's pregnant

That's okay, you'll recover

But you make sure you get this one

Most important course-of-your-life-altering choice right

Does your hair go up?

Or does it go down?

(Down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up)