Rhett and Link Photoshop Your Memories song lyrics

You pull out your photos of your wedding and the spring

And your confronted by your double chin and your bald spot glistening

You can get a membership at the fitness hut down the road

Or you can pick your mouse up and slim yourself down

And even give yourself a fro

Your high-school reunion is coming next Friday

And you know everyone will ask to see some pictures of the babies that you made

But the problem is that your kids head is big

I mean we're talking alien size here.

Just cut and paste a hat or at-least a do-rag

And it won't seem so severe

Photoshop Your Memories….

A picture is worth a thousand words

So a few white lies shouldn't hurt

Your birthday

This past Monday

Was a fun day

Except for one thing

Your mother in law

Who makes your skin crawl

Stuck her face in every frame

You prefer

To remember

The day without her tattoo brows

The simplest solution

Decrease the resolution

And crop that woman out

Photoshop Your Memories….

Your real life may be subpar

But you can be who you want people to think you are

Make yourself thin

Give yourself abs

Remove that mole

Say no to crack

Say you went to the Alps in a luxury car

With a Swedish model

Just be who you want before you think you are

Photoshop Your Memories….

A picture is worth a thousand words

So a few white lies shouldn't hurt