Rhett and Link Shamwow Song song lyrics

Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow

You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel

It's like a chamois, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge

A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry

This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV

ShamWow holds twenty times its weight in liquid

Look at this, it just does the work

Why do you want to work twice as hard?

Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess

Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine

Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff

You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat

Drain your dishes with the other one

Use one as a towel

Olympic divers, they use it as a towel

Look at that, completely dry

Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters

Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola, pet stains

Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew

That is going to smell (See that?)

The most absorbent, we're gonna do this in real time

Look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over

Without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there

You followin' me, camera guy?

The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up

No other towel's gonna do that

It acts like a vacuum

And look at this, virtually dry on the bottom

See what I'm telling ya?

ShamWow! You'll be saying wow every time!