Starbomb Atari Mystery Hour song lyrics

Narrator (Dan):

This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

Jackson (Dan):

Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands. One of the pong paddles is dead and the ball is missing!

Chief (Arin):

Alright then, Jackson. Round up the usual suspects.

Narrator (Dan):

One hour later...

Chief (Arin):

I know it was you, left paddle! What do you have to say for yourself?

Boop.

You son of a bitch!