Steel Panther Handicapped Slut song lyrics
Steel Panther Handicapped Slut song lyrics
She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
Scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and
I was ready to score (I'm gettin lucky!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
We broke her back now I'm gettin' in her crack
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Hot dog!
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Eileen always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid You're gonna love it!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Her computer does the talkin'!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
It's like fucking Stephen Hawking!
My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest of them all.
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Ya ye ye yeah!
Front row parking, government checks
Our electric bed is fucking killer for sex
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
Are you ready for some lovin' baby?
Here comes some sunshine!
Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah!
Hoo hoo hoo ha ha!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Just what I need, Yeah!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Oh, Fuck yeah!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin',
she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin' always rockin' rollin'
She's my handicapped slut.