The Key of Awesome Off the Floor song lyrics
The Key of Awesome Off the Floor song lyrics
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
J-Lo, my name ain't on the list, come here down and tell 'em I'm with you
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
It's a new infestation...
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
This is a Wow Wow Wubsy,
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
...of Bridge and tunnel people
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
Get off the floor drunky, lay on your side dummy
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche-bags in the soul-destroying line at the club...
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
I'm confused (Confused)
And I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use, (To use)
Drives me insane, they all look the same, which one do I choose? (Choose)
My G.P.S. is a big 'ole mess and I ruined my shoes, (Shoes)
I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise (Bruise)
What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse? Damn!
Please check the list again, I gotta go meet my friend, Dolly!
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored,
When dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in isle four
Point and laugh at the poor,
They can't get in the door
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez & Todd Womack/Pitbull:
Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
Leave your dignity and shame at the door,
Squeeze your size ten butt into a size four
So many tools here it's like a hardware store
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez & Todd Womack/Pitbull:
The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic
The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment (Dali!)
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club...
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
Pick up your phone J-Lo, it's Pitbull; Llamame
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club...
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
Not if I don't get inside I won't, Dalai!
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor...
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
Yo true dat, I can hear that badonka donk from outside!
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
La, la-la-la, I don't feel like writing lyrics anymore...
Fa-la-la-la, la...
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
This shit is whack son, I'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't askin' for permission man, I insist
Ah! Dude?! You're breakin' my wrist
Ow, ow-ow, ow that hurts,
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt?
I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover
Fine, you win, I'll pay the cover
I finally got inside now its time to do the booty slap...
(This is the last call for alcohol, y'all) Say, what?!
Amber Lee Ettinger/Jennifer Lopez:
The night is over, it's time for me to go and take a nap...
Todd Womack/Pitbull:
¿J-Lo? ¿Que paso?
I'm outside, para tres horas en la linea; Esta muy frio alla!
¿Por que me tratas asi, J-Lo?