US Marines Baby Marine song lyrics

Talkin' to my daddy on his dying bed

With a smile on his face, this is what he said:

When I came out of my mother's womb

I found myself in the delivery room

All bloody and wet I rappelled to the floor

Cut the ambillical and crawled to the door

(?) and I'm lookin good

Baby Little Marine, like I should

Camouflage diaper, black baby shoes

Butterknife sword and baby dress blue

Humvee stroller, tricycle tank

3 diaper pins on my colorful rank

Down the hall I heard some cryin' like heck

Walked right in, called attention on deck

Said "Listen up wimps, I'm in command!"

"All your crying and your sniffling I will not stand"

They said "Aye aye, sir" and I had it made

I was Commanding Officer of the Baby Brigade