Drew K. The Unbirthday Song song lyrics

Alice (spoken): How very curious!

MH&MH: A very merry unbirthday, to us, to us!

(unknown lyrics)

MAD: Oh, a very merry unbirthday;

MARCH: A very merry unbirthday;

MH&MH: A very merry unbirthday to us!

MARCH: A... very merry unbirthday--to me

MAD: To who?

MARCH: To me.

MAD: Oh, you!

MARCH: A very merry unbirthday--to you

MAD: Who, me?

MARCH: Yes, you!

MAD: Oh, me!

MARCH: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea.

A very merry un-a-birthday to ohhhhhh yooou!

MH&MH (spoken): No room, no room, no room, no room, no room, NO ROOM!

Alice (spoken): But I thought there was plenty of room...

MARCH (spoken): Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited.

MAD (spoken): I'll say it's rude! It's very, very rude indeed! (lightly chuckles)

DORMOUSE (spoken): Very, very, very rude indeed! (snores)

Alice (spoken): Well, I'm very sorry... but I did enjoy your singing, and I wondered if you could tell me...

MARCH (spoken): You enjoyed OUR singing?

MAD: (spoken): Oh! What a delightful child! And uh...(inaudible)...get so excited... we never get compliments! You must have a cup of tea!

MARCH (spoken): Ah, yes, indeed... the tea... you must have a cup of tea!

Alice (spoken): That would be very nice. I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party... uh, thank you.

MARCH (spoken): Birthday? Ha ha ha! My dear child... this is not a birthday party!

MAD (spoken): Of course not! (chuckles) This is an unbirthday party.

Alice (spoken): Unbirthday? Oh-I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand...

MARCH (spoken): It's very simple. Now--30 days have Sept-no... well... an unbirthday--if you have a birthday, then you...(laughs) She doesn't know what an unbirthday is!

MAD (spoken): How silly! Ho ho ho! Well... I-I... ahem... I shall ("illucidate?!")...