Simon & Garfunkel Punky's Dilemma song lyrics

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies

Relaxin' awhile

Livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'lly plays L.A.

Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down

Comin' up brown

I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, south California.

If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano?

"To Maryjane ---

Best wishes, Martin".

Old Roger draft-dodger

Leavin' by the basement door

Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for.

Oh, really?