The Lonely Island Dramatic Intro song lyrics

If you are under 30 and you're totally cool, then you absolutely know these guys

The Lonely Island and Michael Bolton!

From their album Incredibad, please welcome The Lonely Island!

Incredibad, this is just a blast

Jizz In My Pants, Lazy Sunday, Narnia

And here they are with Akon!

And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to... The Lonely Island, oh fuck yes!

The Lonely Island, they're the truth!

I like em because they speak for the people!

There's no way I’ll let my kids listen to it

They’re Satanists and they should be boycotted!

Around the country today, citizens bring any and all Lonely Island paraphernalia...

Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant!

I hereby declare The Lonely Island, the 47th president of these United States!

Tragedy today as The Lonely Island was beaten to death with their own dicks

Outside an all-male strip club

I see thousands of people, lining up to desecrate the body

Here on the street, I've seen at least 300 already defiling the corpses

And there are thousands more waiting

It looks like there's some movement

Oh my God, The Lonely Island are alive!

They're removing the fans from their various holes and heading back into the studio

The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us

After an experience like this, God only knows what they will create