Wax Stay Offa My Facebook song lyrics

Oh man, I'm tired!

And a long yet productive day at the studio today

Feeling little good about myself

Just gonna check my facebook and see if I got any messages from old friends of mine

Maybe brag a little bit, Y'know what I mean?

I just updated my status

It says, "Big Wax is the motherfuckin' baddest"

And along comes Katie, from Missouri

Hits the 'Like' button in a hurry

Two minutes later got a worry cause I check my messages

And my girl wants to know who this bitch I had sex with is

I say, "Who? ". Up comes the chat box

"Katie." Caps Lock

I typed back, "Girl it ain't like that."

Katie is the girlfriend of my boy Mike that I know from a Psych Lab, he's a college buddy

She typed, "O-M-G. I'm not a dummy."

Her status says 'Single' on the wall

Is that the girl you fucked on tour last fall

So I hit the X, then I get a text, then I get a call

Then I get a tweet at @BigWax "Fuck Y'all"

I hope you and Katie both die

Here's an e-kite you should both go fly

I should've just deleted my page

Fuck that, now I'm a need it to get laid

Don't be postin' nothin' up on my wall

Stay off my facebook

Stay offa my facebook

And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all

Stay off my facebook

Get up offa my facebook

And now my girlfriend wants to chop of my balls

Stay off my facebook

Stay offa my facebook

It just makes it oh so easy to stalk

Stay off my facebook

Bitch, get off my facebook

Check it out

Yo, drunk pictures, fun at the show

Not cool to everyone that you know

I just had a job interview, it would've been a a great look

Interviewer called me and said he saw my Facebook

He said I ain't gettin' the position

Due to the picture of me nekkid in my kitchen

With a bong in my hand that I just got tagged in

All my friends makin' up their own fake captions

One read, "That's Mike to a T."

And that was the one that was typed by me

Whatever happened to privacy?

My mom got a page just to spy on me

When she first friended me, I fuckin' hated it

Cause she thinks everything's some drug-related shit

What are those little smiley faces for?

Damn It! I should've just hit ignore

Yeah, I'm about to bite the bullet

Delete my page, yeah, tonight I'm gonna do it

Make a fake page with a wrong name and just use it to stalk my ex and play that farm game

Once and for all, I just want all you motherfuckers to stay off my facebook page

In fact, I'm gonna delete it and make a new one

I'll pick a name of somebody really cool

And have a picture with some dude with chiseled abs

Takin' a picture in front of the mirror

Say I'm from a cool place

Maybe, I'll be from, uh, Anchorage, Alaska, or some shit...