葛仲珊 Pizza english translation
葛仲珊 Pizza song lyrics
葛仲珊 Pizza translation
昨天台北吃最爛的pizza
Yesterday Taipei eat the worst pizza
買單應該給我打個七折
Bill should give me discount
但那個不是真的我在氣得
But that's not true I am angry
氣得是它用紐約的名字
Angry that it uses New York's name
吃了它第一口我就不爽
Eat a bite I nearly in a bad mood
這是什麼味道？完全不像
What is this flavor? Completely different
最不喜歡餓的時候上當
Hate it the most to be fooled when I'm hungry
讓我只想衝進你的廚房
Make me just wish to rush into your kitchen
塞你那些廚師兩個巴掌
Stuff your chef two slaps
對 就是那麼誇張
Right simply like that is exaggerated
真是傻瓜 膽子好大
Really foolish-nerves are big
這麼簡單的食物也搞砸
Food's so simple, is also messed up
對於網上那些稱讚
With regard to those who praise online
感覺一定是你朋友或著笨蛋
Feel surely that's your friend or idiot
這麼難吃給誰評論
So hard to eat, anyone give comment
要是我的話就一定給你零分
If I come certainly will give you zero points
我給你零分 不值得你的名稱
I give you zero points unworthy of your name
這種味道真是丟臉
This kind of taste is really disgraceful
還好意思媽的說你來自紐約
Still fucking wish to say that you come from New York
Pizza pizza pizza
pizza pizza pizza
沒有吃過這麼難吃的pizza
Have not eaten pizza that's so bad
Pizza pizza pizza
pizza pizza pizza
還好意思用紐約的名字
Still wish to use the name of New York
Pizza pizza (uh)
pizza pizza (uh)
味道吃起來像它是鼻屎 (Jesus)
Taste like it is mucus (Jesus)
Pizza pizza pizza
pizza pizza pizza
最好當我買單 七折
Best my bill should be discounted
我不是故意整你
I do not intentionally punish you
但是你先整了自己
But you punish yourself first
也許你不知道我是
Maybe you do not know me
紐約來的 pizza博士
New York pizza doctorate
吃了二十幾年我不騙你
Eat it, I will not lie to you for twenty years
以我經驗好吃又便宜
According to my experience delicious and cheap
但是你的卻難吃又貴
But yours are so bad and expensive
還沒吃完已經覺得後悔
Still have not finished eating already feeling regret
300元的pizza只有幾吋
300 yuan pizza only a few inches
沒人說你就把客人當成愚蠢
Nobody says you treat your guests as stupid
害我寫了一首特別幫你推銷
Harm I wrote a special to help you sell
算你騙了一個紐約人的回報
Regard your deceit, a New Yorker's payback
讓我解釋真的紐約pizza怎麼樣
Let me explain how New York pizza really is
基本上是需要味道好的番茄醬
Basically, you need good tasty tomato sauce
口感Q Q 疊成一半
Texture QQ pile up becoming one-half
讓那油一直流到它滴完
Let that oil flow until it finished
Mozzarella cheese那是必須
Mozzarella cheese That's a must
要不然不算是來自我的地區
Otherwise does not count as from my area
不必假裝 才能賺錢
You do not have to pretend able to make money
這是真的來自紐約人的觀點
This is really from New Yorker's point of view
我們的觀點 騙我們就翻臉
Our point of view lied to us becoming hostile
這樣說你 只是好意
Telling you like this is only kindness
下次取名 最好小心
Next time better be careful giving a name